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Many people are asking where they can get these fish. I don't think anyone sells all of them, but some places to start are Ring Of Fire, NorthernSun , DarwinFish and EvolveFish



The peace sign of the 21st century Thanks to
GetAlongFish.com

The economic leader of all fishes - is the church stabbing him in the back? Thanks to
Darrias


Another pagan fish - this one seems to be sprouting a woman.
Pagan Fish at: www.newpagan.com


The serious anti-peace end-of-the-world fish


Pagan fish - the only fish with a fishing pole!


Another alien fish Thanks to Melody at
DarwinFish.com


A fish for fishermen Thanks to Melody at
DarwinFish.com


Another heavenly body depicted in a fish Thanks to Melody at
DarwinFish.com


Another in the dead-fish series Thanks to Melody at
DarwinFish.com


The devil must advertise too: Thanks to Melody at
DarwinFish.com


A fish for the apathetic or those who just don't care to choose sides.
Thanks to Troy Witte:
www.whogivesafish.com



Darwin Fish offers up its body and blood to save Jesus from eternal sin.
Thanks to Troy Witte:
www.whogivesafish.com



A whole mismash of various religions from
ThatcherForest All these fish together in peace. We should be so lucky.



Connie Fish (editor's note:
See this for a more insightful explanation) - A tribute to the Church of the SubGenius and the wife of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, "Connie" Dobbs.
FoolsPress.com



A whole set of linux related fish. Linux, it's father Linus, and its grandfather (mother?) GNU.
Get 'em at
ThinkGeek.com



The lawyer fish comes in the form of a shark, of course.
Thanks to
Brent Bell


A fish for those who worship the color black.
Thanks elusis


The Loser Fish
As seen in the
Beck Video I'm a Loser Baby
Thanks to Roman


A tribute to English Culinary Cuisine The "Fish 'N Chips" Fish

The Homo Fish - captured on a car in Minnesota The Homosexual Fish

The Robot Fish - from the Church of Robotology. As featured on the TV sitcom
Futurama. Thanks to Dave Sweatt thoth@zebra.net


The Millenium Fish - for those more interested in the future of fish, than the past of fish.
MillenniumFish.com


The Rastafari Fish - Jah approves
Big Mook Products


The Satan Fish - the devil gets his due
Big Mook Products


The Hindu Fish - those are cow udders!
Big Mook Products


The Buddha Fish
Big Mook Products


Science Fish


The Make Love, Not War Fish
The latest from Ring Of Fire.


This should probably be called the "ironic" fish, but someone wouldn't get it. Let's call it the Christians-Feed-the-Scientists-to-the-Lions Fish.


The Evolve Fish
A Darwin Fish with a clearer message




The Shark Jesus Fish
It eats Jesus Fish of all types




The Bite Me Fish
Born of a sense of frustration, faster than a speeding jellyfish, able to leap smelly piles of seaweed in several flops, the "BITE ME" (c) fish and it's relatives stand ready to do their part to irritate the living daylights out of the stuffed shirts of the world. Available here




The Dead Jesus Fish
The anti-religious fish





The Gefilte Fish
Judaism has its fish too!





The Phish Fish
The psychedelic jam Fish


The Dove
The Dove is a new multi-cultural Jesus Fish species
designed to symbolize peace without being tied to
any particular religion


The Dolphin
For those fence sitters who do not wish to
support nor upset either science or religion,
but still want a cute little fishy!

Far Side Fish
A team of lawyers has scared me into removing this image. Score one for copyright.


The Alien Fish
The Alien Fish is a mutant - two tails!



Flying Saucer Fish


The Hexnet Fish
This fish doesn't really exist, but information about it can be found at www.instantsalvation.com


The Other Alien Fish
For those who like the extraterristrial touch on their theory of origin. Black Hole Designs


The Cthulhu Fish
The high priest of the Great Old Ones Thanks to Matt Hucke Click here for more about this crazy jelly-fish lookin' thing and also a key to pronouncing its name.

The Rocket Powered Darwin Fish
This one is, oddly enough, related to the famous Darwin Award winner who strapped a rocket onto his car. You've probably read that story in email. Read about it

( Thanks to John Pelligrino )

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